Rodri hasn’t posted a single post of himself Winning The Ballon d’Or on His Social Media.

Because He doesn’t have any Social Media accounts.

Rodri has no social media, no tattoos so he can donate blood more easily, no fancy cars, lived in student accommodation while earning £120K a week, donates a quarter of his wages to charity, and bought a second-hand Vauxhall Corsa from an old lady. Now, he has won the Ballon d’Or.

You can’t hate him for winning the Ballon d’Or ahead of Vinicius, Jude, and Dani Carvajal. Top player!